i want to exercise but i dont want people to see me
i feel this on a spiritual level
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
one day ben c’s grown up kid will be riding in an elevator and they’ll notice the woman next to them smiling a lot and trying not to giggle until all of a sudden the woman turns around, looks them in the eye and says 'i used to realllllllllly like your dad'
btw that woman will be me
im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason